Intelligent design

My two evidences against intelligent design:

  1. We bite our cheeks and they swell so we bite them even more in a vicious circle.
  2. We use the same pipe for vital oxygen and messy food*.

*Because I hope it didn’t happen like this:

God: “There, I’m finished with the air pipes. Remember they die in three minutes if it is clogged.”

Angel: “But wait, how shall we get the food in?”

God: “Oh fuck, I forgot! Well, put it through the air pipe – what could go wrong!”