My two evidences against intelligent design:
- We bite our cheeks and they swell so we bite them even more in a vicious circle.
- We use the same pipe for vital oxygen and messy food*.
*Because I hope it didn’t happen like this:
God: “There, I’m finished with the air pipes. Remember they die in three minutes if it is clogged.”
Angel: “But wait, how shall we get the food in?”
God: “Oh fuck, I forgot! Well, put it through the air pipe – what could go wrong!”